Ohhh yeaaahh!
I Set My Friends On Fire
Is amazing. Melba and I loooooove them. They’re all like RAAA!! It’s amazing. Watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ys40PuvfMlM
Crank Dat Emo by I Set My Friends On Fire
One night…
I thought my arm was missing. I woke up at like 3 in the morning, in Tennessee, and I looked for my arm because I couldn’t see it. When I woke up, I thought I was dreaming, and living that part in The Butterfly Effect where he wakes up and doesn’t have arms. I ran my hand over my stomach and reached for my shoulder, but my arm wasn’t there. It was hanging off the side of the bed, asleep. All numb. It was also 3 AM, so you can’t really blame me for losing my arm. I found it, so it’s all good.
I was just thinking…
About the time Melba went to Canada on the day trip and brought me back an artichoke. Not a real artichoke, but it was pretty life-like that’s for sure. So life-like, that when Cody Green walked up to us, he bit it. Yeah, it was just that life-like. But, since then, Cody Green has become a giant butt-face. And I think a lot of you will agree with me. Anyway, I just remembered that.
That was when me and Melba were talking about Lena-Loaf. Melba said that sometimes, Lena makes her want to take out an 8-inch knife and chop her up into meat loaf and feed her to Foster. I started laughing (and ofcourse we ment this in good fun) and I said “OH MY GOD! LENA LOAF!” And we both started laughing really hard. Gooooood times, good times.
Dollywood
Is pretty much crap. I only like 2 rides. The Mystery Mine was a roller coaster ride that took you thru a haunted mine with a few vertical drops and vertical up-wards I guess you could call it. I went on that 7 times.
The other ride I liked was a water ride. It was 75 degrees, and felt even hotter in the sun. The ride was equivilent to the Raging River or whatever in Great Escape. I don’t remember the name, but I got really wet. Probably becuse I went on it 4 times in a row. Yeah, I’m hardcore like that haha.
That’s all I have to say about that. Peace.
Oh oh oh, it’s magic, you knoww…
Ok, so, I was just at a a magic show in Tennessee called Magic Beyond Belief starring Terry Evanswood. He did amazing things like lovetating women or changing them into cats. It’s easy to say that he’s my new hero.
But, no one beats Magic Bob in Lakeland, New Jersey. Magic Bob was amazing and made many appearances at my house. He was at my little sister’s 2nd birthday party and my mom even had his phone number. He had a show at Lakeland High School where I won a pink stuffed rabbit, the only stuffed animal I still have. Magic Bob was amazing, trust me. God, I love that man. I just want to call him up and be like “MAGIC BOB I LOVE YOU” in a southern accent (because being in Tennessee makes me want to speak like I was born there) and hang up. I know, I’m weird.
Bye 
There’s nothing more awkward…
Than yodelling. Yeah, yodelling.
So, for my Spring Break, I went to Tennessee. On Saturday, we drove (we meanng family) about 10 hours and ended up in Virginia where we spent the night in a Best Western with a railroad track right behind it. And guess what. The train went by 7 times that night. I know, fun. Then, Sunday morning, we got up and drove to Tennessee. I don’t know how many hours. I stopped caring. Anyway, the buildings there. Whoah. They are shaped like the things they sell. There was a pizza place and arcade in one, and it was all shaped like pizza and superheroes and crap. And there was just an arcade and it was shaped like a juke box. There was some western place shaped like a boot. It made me want to live there. There were like 2385738467394 differant stores, a good chunk of them candy stores. It’s amazing I didn’t gain 30 pounds.
We rented a cabin for this trip and it’s really a lot better than a hotel. It’s all… not connected to other rooms. It’s nice. The whole place to ourselves. But anyway. Back to the yodelling. On Monday night, after some shopping again, we went to Dolly Parton’s Dixie Stampede. It was kinda like a Medieval Times thing. But, only before the horse back riding and food eating, there was a band. A fiddle, banjo, guitarish thingy, and that large bass thing that you can’t lift. It’s hard to explain. But, for part of it, the girl in the group of four was yodelling. She was a yodelling champion. But, I think yodelling is awkward. But that’s just me.
I also thought it was a little weird that the performers were riding ostriches. Yeah, ostriches. Is it just me, or does that not normally happen?
RIP Tim <3
I think today was one of the most emotional days our entire school has been in. It took so long for it to finally sink into my brain. I got home from Melba’s house yesterday, and all I could see online were away messages and bulletins on myspace saying “RIP Tim Muhl” and all I could think was, oh my god, what happened to Tim Muhl?! I got so worried, and later found out he killed himself over a fight him and his dad had. I walked into school and stood with Melba as the rest of my bus, the Stony Creek bus, also Tim’s bus, unloaded and walked thru the door. It still hadn’t hit me. Between 8 and 8:15 almost every soul in the hallway was bawling their eyes out. It still hadn’t hit me. The whole day, I thought, no, not Tim; Tim would never do something like that. I would not let myself believe it. I watched everyone around me cry, but nothing came out of my eyes. Until I got on the bus. Thats when the tears started pouring out. It finally hit me. Tim Muhl died. He’s not coming back. No more Tim on the bus, no more of his goofy smiles, or that gap between his 2 front teeth, no more morning waves when I get on the bus. It’s all gone, and we’re all going to miss him so much.
So, I had to go to a meeting yesterday…
For the Alzheimer’s Association. My grandfather had Alzheimer’s disease and died like 5 or 6 years ago. So now, my grandma volunteers on the Association. I think you should donate money to me and my team so old people can stop losing their minds and forgetting how to breathe, and to keep families from losing someone they love.
Mr. Scanlan was supposed to mention this to the Honors Society members, but I don’t recall him doing that. It’d be cool if I could get maybe 10-12 people to walk at the Memory Walk starting at Ft. Henry. It’s sometime in May. May 20th I think. So if you want to be a good person, come walk. There’s shoelacesssssss. Purple ones with writing on them. I don’t know what they say but I totally think shoelaces are a good reason to walk for a cure for Alzheimer’s.
If you want to walk or donate some amount of money, just be like, Hey, where can I donate or walk? and I’ll try to help you out with that. Everything is still kinda being put together, but I definitely want people to either walk or donate some dollla billlllsss.
Thank you, buh bye.
